Today as I was driving home from the grocery store I passed a gas station. As I was sitting at the traffic light waiting for my turn to proceed, I noticed two older gentlemen having a conversation. One in his car, one standing outside the car, leaning on the door. It looked like a friendly conversation between two old friends.
To my horror, as the conversation seemed to end, the two men gave each other a fist bump.
Let me inform everyone of something... The fist bump is not cool. It seems like it's cool, but it is in fact the opposite of cool. If you are under the age of 18 it is cool when you first learn of it. However, if you continue to use it for more than six months, you are a loser. If you are over the age of 50 and use it at all, please stop.